Saturday, January 4, 2020

JOHN GROCHALSKI

mister important


mister important
likes to come in 
during the last fifteen minutes 
of the day

he stays until closing 
because he can

he likes to let you know 
that he pays your salary

you can tell he’s mister important
because he reads the new york times

even though he lives in the part of Brooklyn
where the tour buses won’t dare to come

mister important says,
um, excuse me, 
if you turn off the lights
a minute before closing

if he sees you grab for your hat and coat
well, there’s always one more thing that he needs

mister important says
that he knows people at your main office

important people
people like him

why, he has so many friends at the main office
that he can’t even name them all

but he’ll mention such’n’such
and if you don’t know their name
he’ll give a knowing smile

mister important 
likes when we keep it clean

if the bathroom is a mess, he’ll let you know

if there’s garbage on the floor 
he’ll come over and say,
now, what are we going to do about this?

we meaning you

then mister important stands there
with his arms crossed
expecting you to get up
and start picking up garbage

before he has to go and mention 
all of his important friends
at the main office

but if you take too long to hop to it
or won’t give him the satisfaction

by acting like you just don’t care

mister important will take it upon himself
to bend over in his important polyester pants
and clean up every last bit of trash

before putting on his coat and storming out

turning back at the door and saying 
like he always does

well, we’ll see 
if somebody has a job tomorrow.



*****copyright John Grochalski

John Grochalski is a significant American poet with multiple publications. He also publishes and edits 'winedrunk sidewalk: shipwrecked in trumpland', which has chronicled every day of the catastrophic and criminal Trump presidency with poetry from all over the world.

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